Stolen Unicorn Collection
dAVID N O

dAVID N O

my cousin married a guy whose sister is hot an now I have a hot cousin
i was seriously just like

'My cousin wants me to blaze but I have calculus to do so?????'

and then i realized

i am a nerd.

OPEN BAR AR MY COUSENS WEDDING

NEEDLESS TO SAY IAM DRUNK AS FUCK SEND ME ASKS

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

little-aradia:

q-dormir:

psiioniic:

jimfaindel:

bagelhole:

psiioniic:

au where psiioniic is a teacher and karkat is his student

image

Fucking disgraceful.

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can’t stop laughing

there’s not a day I don’t think about this comic

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

karasratworld:

She spent the entire photoshoot jumping off the table. She’s actually a very impressive jumper and it was pretty entertaining

lzbth:

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL