my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going
I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby
THIS POST IS A SIN
sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign”
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
"I bet you’ve never slept with a girl, loser"
This sums up their entire relationship.
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass